The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk
  • French Friend: well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year -
  • American Friend: THOUSAND?
  • French Friend: Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?

90% of horse movies

  • girl: *finds horse who is impaired in some way*
  • girl: dad can I keep it
  • dad: no there's no hope for it let's go
  • girl: dad u idiot u don't get me
  • girl: *visits horse in middle of the night*
  • *cuts to girl riding the horse in an open field bc she is free and her dad can't control her*
  • dad: how dare u
  • girl: just let me prove to u this horse is special
  • girl: *enters race*
  • girl: *wins*
  • dad: u make me so proud
  • horse: *whinnies*


i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 


(Source: trust, via everything-fuckable)

I better wake up every morning with my future bf cuddling my ass like that. worship



I wish there was a bug repellent spray but instead it kept people away


(via everything-fuckable)


me: why do I have 20 messages from my boyfriend

me: oh that’s right, I was mad at him

(via everything-fuckable)



A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job
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The guy next to me is googling post rock

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of post rock and he’s like “so basically it’s about music created with instruments traditional found in rock music, but instead of riffs, guitars are used more for texture and ambience?” I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why doesn’t everyone listen to post rock?” It’s precious

Update: I banged him

can u not